Haha I've just read about it from someone on IG and I'm glad you are also not convinced. I get it, it's weird, but it would be so damn simple to desmantle (I think), just order one of those and if you only get a closet they are fine, if you get something else then now we talking. But, I really believe that this would also make it more complicated for them to traffic person. The dark web is there for a reason, and I swear that if anyone is going through the whole illegality of trafficking people and all that it entails, they will simply use the dark web and not be bothered about paying taxes on highly prices closets for the sake of it. It's true that the names are a bit weird, but maybe that's the IT guy or person in charge of putting the names up on the web that might have a bit of self interest on missing people or maybe maybe, this has all been some plot to make the brand famous? Although, that one is a bit weak since I guess despite the saying this is definitely bad advertisement. Haha just my two cents on the topic. Thanks for sharing! (and also doing all the research :) ).